Food Review – Continental Cup A Soup Xtra Full ‘Smoky Beef ‘N Bacon’ – 0 Stars

Here’s the story. The dusty brown powder goes into the mug like anthrax cut with topsoil. You add the water and the soup turns to the dirty, lumpy brown of dog poo after a thunderstorm (sorry for the lack of subtlety, but that’s what it’s like). The noodles don’t go soft, and what I think are supposed to be croutons look like torn up cardboard. The whole thing has the acidic smell of Domestos on a BBQ that hasn’t been used for a year. The taste? Can’t tell you. I’d tipped it down the sink before I got that far.